Of all the stupid greeting card holidays, Mother’s Day is the most acceptable. Mothers and motherly types make this existence bearable. If you fit into this category, thank you.
It can also be a brutal holiday, depending on your circumstances. If you are struggling with this day, I understand.
I wouldn’t be who I am without my mother and all of the aunts, friends, and grandmothers that have meant so much. I would thank them all by name for making me the man that I am today but they might prefer some level of deniability.
Happy Mothers Day and thank you.