I have been thinking about hiring a professional to take some good promotional photos. If I had an issue with the plumbing in my house, I could try and fix it myself. If I was miraculously successful, it would still look like I had fixed it myself. I need a good promotional photo that doesn’t resemble patchwork plumbing. In almost every picture that has ever been taken of me, I look like a Muppet. This isn’t a bad thing… if you are a Muppet. I love the Muppets. However, I am not a Muppet. So, in conclusion, I don’t want my plumbing to look like I fixed it myself and I don’t want my promo photos to look like I am a Muppet.