My kids just got back from a vacation with their mother. I am glad that they had the opportunity to go to the beach. It seems like they had a great time.
My son brought me a souvenir. It’s nice to know that he was thinking about me but his choice of souvenir was a little weird. He brought back an alligator head. Yes, that’s right. He got an actual alligator head. It is an elaborate piece of taxidermy with shinny eyes and glossy hide.
What am I supposed to do with an alligator head? It’s currently guarding my bookshelf. He needs a name. Right now, I am leaning towards Gary.
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