I would love to show you some photos from the show that I played over the weekend. Unfortunately, I keep getting home from gigs without proof that I was there. It is hard to take photos while I am performing and I can’t seem to remember to prioritize capturing the moment. I guess I need to find somebody who is good with a camera and who wouldn’t mind listening to me play music. As compensation, I would buy you a beer. Only one beer though. I want the pictures to be good.
The more a person drinks, the better I sound. I don’t think it works the same way with photography.