For our bedtime story, we were reading a book called “The Cat’s Diary.” It is a stereotypical children’s book about a cat with a diary… obviously.
“Whenever I see the word diary, I think of the word diarrhea.”
You are an 8 year old boy. Your entire existence is basically one big fart joke. You think of diarrhea when you see the word diary… obviously.
Then his sister piled on, “So, that means that this book is the cat’s diarrhea…“