I need to address some concerns regarding a couple of recent posts.
Yes, I wrote a poem about the number eleven. I am aware that it wasn’t particularly eloquent. I needed to write a post for the 11th and, when I looked at the clock, the time was 11:11. What choice did I have? An ode to the number 11 was necessary.
Regarding my post about sending invitations for a funeral, it was purely hypothetical. It was not intended to be an actual invitation. I am not currently planning any funerals.
If you have any questions or concerns regarding my Daily Dispatches, feel free to reach out. You could send an invitation and I will respond with an awkward poem. It’s what I do.