It is common knowledge amongst my family that I do not like bumper stickers. It’s not personal. Cars are not permanent but sticky glue never dies.
“When I grow up, I’m gonna be the type of person that has like 50 million bumper stickers.”
“Wow, that’s a lot of bumper stickers. It doesn’t surprise me. You love stickers.”
“Can the type of person that has 50 million bumper stickers also be the type of person that drives a convertible? I really want to be the type of person that drives a convertible. It will be orange with 5o million bumper stickers.”