This post should be categorized as oversharing.
If something were to happen to me and I become incapacitated or worse, someone would need to sort or dispose of my worldly belongings. If the responsible person were going through my underwear drawer, they might find a pair of undies covered with splotches of blue paint. They may wonder why I have undies covered with splotches of blue paint. The answer to this question is simple. I didn’t want to have splotches of blue paint on my pants.