Bald Rock Stars

I was having a conversation with a customer while bartending. We were talking about all of the “legacy” musicians who are touring right now. None of these musicians are bald. I am fairly certain that if someone were to calculate the odds, it is not possible for all of these aging rock stars to still have their hair. The laws of nature mandate that at this point, at least one of these guys would have lost their hair. So, my problem is that I don’t have the resources of a legacy artist. Although, I haven’t needed to spend money on a haircut in 20 years.

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