“You should get a job at our school as a lunch lady.”
“What? I don’t need a job right now and I think I would be a lunch man?”
“Yeah, I guess… But I think you would be a very popular lunch lady… Everyone would love you and you could come out of the kitchen and wave at me everyday.”
Her brother thought this was a good idea. “Ohhhh, and you could make the food better. None of our lunch ladies know how to fold a taco.”
Well, I guess this means that I should add taco-folding to the personal skills listed on my resume.